I like everything about Kindergarten except there is a lot of coloring
Two kids are named Alex B and they are not even related
Why is the man holding the stop sign always saying it is going to rain
I want to bring Daisy to show and tell, except not the day she eats sloppy joes.
I think I can hold my pee until I take a shower.
I think I would feel much better about eating baloney if you put a Sprite in my lunch box
Pic O' the Day
Omaha-March-Spring Break-Zoo-Snowstorm-Iowa State Wrestlers kept us up all night...
Friday, August 28, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Running List of Olivia Quotes
These are Olivia quotes, that I am compiling until I have a list large enough to present in a satisfactory manner.
1. WHICH BOY DID NOT FLUSH THE TOILET!!! AND I KNOW IT WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT FLUSH BECAUSE THERE IS DARK PEE IN IT!!!
2. Dad, I threw my shit and look where it landed! (she meant to say shirt, but she mispronounces and it now comes out like shit.)
3. I didn't know that when I decided to fart it would be that loud!
4. Noah, please be quiet!...you are interrupting my donut time.
5. I know, let's have candy for dessert...wait, we can't have candy...Mom ate it all. Hmmph.
6. Dad do you remember when Noah went down the slide at the pool and his crack was showing. Then you asked him to fix the cable. That was funny.
1. WHICH BOY DID NOT FLUSH THE TOILET!!! AND I KNOW IT WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT FLUSH BECAUSE THERE IS DARK PEE IN IT!!!
2. Dad, I threw my shit and look where it landed! (she meant to say shirt, but she mispronounces and it now comes out like shit.)
3. I didn't know that when I decided to fart it would be that loud!
4. Noah, please be quiet!...you are interrupting my donut time.
5. I know, let's have candy for dessert...wait, we can't have candy...Mom ate it all. Hmmph.
6. Dad do you remember when Noah went down the slide at the pool and his crack was showing. Then you asked him to fix the cable. That was funny.
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