More Quotes

• Dad, you know if your hair was blue you would look just like Cookie Monster.
• If we are going on vacation, I would prefer to stay in a hotel, not in an Inn. Inns always seem to have a lot of fires.
• While Mom is on her trip, you are not allowed to use the bathroom.
• People have a lot of blood in their heads...I know this...THOMAS STOP TOUCHING ME!
• That light was yellow...I'm telling on you and you will get in trouble.
• Dad, if you ever are out in the woods, and get attacked by a cougar, make sure you have a dog with you. Cougars are scared of dogs.
• Hey Mom, Miss Cynthia's butt is big and squishy and she walks around like this (walking around with butt sticking out).
• Your breath smells like bacon again.
• I cannot go to sleep until I get a piece of square cheese and some crackers. Square cheese makes me very sleepy (hand waving in a hypnotic motion).