Pic O' the Day

Pic O' the Day
Omaha-March-Spring Break-Zoo-Snowstorm-Iowa State Wrestlers kept us up all night...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Quote-a-rama

Short list, but still a list...enjoy...

You wanna know what? I saved this poop in my bottom until we got home because I did not want to poop in the pool during swim lessons and make everybody get out.

Mommy fell how smooth the water made my bottom.

Dad, I got thirsty during swim lessons so I drank some of the dirty pool water...shhhh, don't tell Mom that I did that because she might get freaked out. Ohh, and one of my band-aids came off.

Thomas, it's best if you don't talk to me right now, because I am very tired and crabby and if you talk to me I AM GOING TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE!!

Dad, I'm sorry the pool penguin pulled the fur off your back. If it will make you fell better I'll stick it back on you.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

  • Who's Calgon?
  • Do we really have a roof robot?
  • I'm going to tell you a secret...Mom would like a ...(goes into another room, and comes back in) a Sealpoint Siamese cat for your anniversary.
  • I got a fart monkey in my bottom
  • Sitting in time out is for babies, and if you're bad you have to sit in time out, and if you're bad again you get a spanking (as sung by an out-of-tune 3 year old and played on a Casio keyboard)
  • Thomas, this is our baby sitter, she's here because mom and dad are going out to eat food without us...it's called a date...one day you might go out on a date with a girl...If you stop pooping in your pants!
  • I can't believe I got fart box for my birthday...Aunt Chrissy really knows what makes me happy!
  • Mom, we were at the pool and Noah did not want to play with me, all he did was stare as some girls whose swimming suits did not fit.