These are two of the brood on the train at the zoo.














This is the one who did not stay awake.

Top Ten Out-of-The Blue Things My Kids Have Said While Riding in the Car

These are a random list of things my kids have blurted out or said for no apparent reason while riding in the car. Here they are:

10. Can I have a piece of cheese?
9. I wish I had a dinosaur.
8. What’s 19 plus 42? (a question from the 4 year old)
7. Great, now it’s going to smell like old people.
6. I’m not going to get married, I’m just going to live with my cats
5. I am telling the people next to us to slow down (middle finger displayed to all of the cars next to us)
4. Thomas’ feet smell like corn chips
3. This is definitely not the way to Chuck E Cheese.
2. Shit Fire
1. I forgot to put on underpants

Words I Have Just Made Up

Flamoffagil
Paradiddle
Raddamickhue
Bas

New Lists - Just Not Necessarily Ten

Useless College Degrees or Progressive Rock Album Titles

Professional Nanny
Animal Husbandry
Turfgrass Management
Paper Science
Unorthodox Behavior


Tool kit of a World Class Carny

Mirrored, fold-up, sunglasses
Creepy squint
Tango and Cash screen print t-shirt
Liberal use of the word…Chief
Tattoo of a sock monkey

Nicknames I Have Been Assigned Over the Years

Bodie
Bodee
Psycho
PK
Stab
Stabber
Stabby
Pete
Stab-a-rific
Killer