October 18th Quotes

1. I can just go pee right here in this drain (said at the zoo).
2. Number 1 means you have to pee, number 2 means you have to poop, number 3 means you farted.
3. Why does that elephant have a pink butt.
4. Oh my God, it smells like rice krispies (commenting on her brother's bowel movement).
5. You know what you get when you cross a lion and a tiger...a liger. You know what you get if you cross a lion and a chicken...a licken. Ha ha ha...a licken.
6. The reason I am cold is because I am not covered in fur like you are.
7. The best thing I like about tacos is no raisins.