Random Quotes

• What do Coyotes eat?
• Bob? BOB? BOOOOBBBBBBBBB!
• Noah, you have to be nice to me. St. Patrick is watching and if you’re not good you won’t get anything from him.
• Do Coyotes eat donuts?
• Ohhh Bob
• Do you remember when we saw the monkeys dancing together and you were laughing really hard, that was so funny because it made you cry laugh. I wish I could cry laugh.
• I want you to paint my ceiling fan pink and I would like it done tomorrow.
• I think I would like to sell donuts when I grow up
• (after using the bathroom). I didn’t push too hard because I want to save my farts for the car ride.
• Is this bacon dead pig or dead turkey?
• Dead pig tastes better.
• Robot, Robot, Robot
• I know my field trip is tomorrow and not today, mom is wrong, and you and I are finally right.
• When I sell donuts I am gonna make like fifty bucks